suck a dude's dick (like a ross)

Apr 24

i want to be off my period so i can fuck.

Apr 14

bitchesknowmecauseicanfuck-deac asked: Yep, you were right lmfao

It amuses me that you guessed it correctly in just one try.

most of my friends aren’t in relationships.  XD

Apr 13

Anonymous asked: lmfao Dru, bby, it's Lee lmfao

I WAS RIGHT?

turns out, the dude i’m seeing now was a virgin.

the first time we did it.  yup.  god, if only all virgins were that good in bed.  christ.

Apr 11

Anonymous asked: This Lee person you're talking about sounds damn hot. I'd totally quit my job/school/life to go and pursue her.

::tehe: ::lmfao:

Here, haz a cookie *hands cookie*

No.  OMG, not what I meant at all.  Lee just popped into my head because of some story we were discussing the other day that had a similar topic.  XD

-eats cookie-

(I’d bang Lee though.  Totally.)

Apr 10

Anonymous asked: ::file: I feel like I must share this. Yesterday I had a sleepover with some friends. The two couples that were there (my two friends and me and my boy) ended up claiming the bed. The other couple fell asleep, and my boyfriend ended up fingering me under the blankets, when my two friends were right next to me sleeping.

Just had to share ::lmfao: (guess who this is and you can has a cookie ::tehe:)

I haz no idea who this iz.  Too hard to guess things like that.  Unless it’s Lee, but I don’t think Lee follows this.  XD

Can I have a cookie anyway?  (That sounds so much fun/hot, btw.)

allon-syatthedisco asked: Oh, It was.
LOL I can tell you about it on FB, If you want.*yawns* I am so damn tired

you should!  i want to know.  (even though my 3-way will be vastly different)

i don’t know how i end up in these situations.

lol.

at my parents’ house in the basement.  should keep it pg-13.

but that never fucking happens.

two blowjobs, striptease, getting finger-blasted on the couch, and smoke two bowls in the mix.  and that was a pretty tame night for us.

allon-syatthedisco asked: ooh my god Dru.
*sighs* I don't think I'll ever be able to look at two bi guys the same ever again.
*laughs* As I'm still in bed with them both, they said Haii. ;D lol

omg, jelly.  <333333

hope that was fun.

allon-syatthedisco asked: Haha avidly awaiting the Fb status XD

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